Because “dreams are the touchstones of our character,” here is my outrageous wishlist (I had to limit myself, obviously):
- A canine SWAT team to clear a room for airborne allergens and snarl at anyone wearing perfume
- Smart boards to cover my bathroom walls, because I’m a genius in the shower and bored on the pooper
- Someone to blowtorch my zombie Christmas tree
- A climate controlled wardrobe that keeps my body at the same temperature all the day
- A private performance from the Spice Girls (absolutely nothing to do with MCAS)
What’s on your outrageous wishlist?